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Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it`s Wednesday.
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance…the five stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning
Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.
Sometimes I wanna copy someone´s status word for word and see if they notice.
English = Hello. Spanish = Hola. French = Bonjour. Japanese = Konnichiwa. Chinese = Nî Hâo. Italian = Ciao. Me = Sup B*tches.
Who`s this "moderation" people keep telling me to drink with?
If you ever come over unannounced, it`ll take me at least three minutes to answer the door because there is no way I was already wearing pants.
I`m the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me, just remember: I know how to hide a dead body.
Is it sexual harasment to say ho ho ho to a female coworker?
Ladies and Gentleman, I’ve traveled a long way, crossed many bridges, fought my way through countless obstacles, all to bring you this one sad truth about life. There’s never enough beer.
There is 2 address we will always know by heart, 1: Our Own, and 2: P. Sherman 42 wallyby way Sydney!
I started to keep a notepad beside the bed so that I can write down post at night, so far I have: Really shitty handwriting in the dark.
I knew we would be the best of friends when you said drinks are on you
I don’t let my friends do stupid things… ALONE!