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Tonight`s good mood is sponsored by ... Beer!!
I`m not everyone`s cup of tea ... I`d rather be someone`s shot of tequila away.
I`ve never literally been tortured but I have walked behind old people when I was in a hurry.
is it just me, or did anyone else think that we would be living like the Jetson´s by 2011?
If Wyle E Coyote had enough cash to buy all that ACME stuff why didn’t he just buy dinner?
Remember waffles are just pancakes ribbed for your pleasure
I’m sorry I offended you with my common sense.
To skip any youtube ad just change ‘youtube’ to ‘youtubeskip’ in the url of any video. You’re welcome.
Know your customer. Think like an idiot.
If your neighbor has wind chimes, you have wind chimes.
For lent I`m giving up sex, wait I`m not Catholic. Whoa, that was close
Advertising taught me that hair conditioner makes you move in slow motion.
I feel bad for the photons that travel 93 million miles from the sun and then have to bounce off your stupid face.
Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, that chicken had to be somewhere between 7` to 10` tall.
Nice tan, what`s your race? Carrot?