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Billy Ray Cyrus made a million dollars at a playgirl photo shoot. He just started taking his clothes off and they paid him to put them back on.
What doesn`t kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you.
If you don’t cuss when you drive you aren’t paying enough attention to the road.
The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off
It’s interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering
Although no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
After all these years, I`m beginning to suspect that Waldo doesn`t want to be found.
I`m done with tucking in shirts. Too many people complaining I`m invading their "personal space." LOL
Well, it`s easy to tell I`m single. It`s Saturday night and I`m at home updating my facebook status...
I am having one of those days where my middle finger answers every question.
There are two rules to success in life - 1. Don`t tell people everything you know
Everyone hates performance enhancing drugs. Yet, everyone loves Captain America.
Divorce... The most common home improvement project.
I know I am an acquired taste. If you don`t like me, you need to acquire some taste. Or go f*ck yourself. Whichever.
Apparently taking a nap does not qualify as "doing some undercover work"