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I`m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again....
MAN LAW 101: No man should ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn`t hire stupid people.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
Do you ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in?
I`ve been taking viagara for my sunburn........ It doesn`t cure it...... but it does keep the sheets off my legs at night.
Possible Fact: White guys with corn rows make dangerous zombies, cuz you can`t possibly run away while laughing that hard at the same time.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who opens up their Hershey Kisses ever so gently so that the foil doesn’t tear.
The Mrs said she we need a "conversation piece" in the living room. I`m thinking taco cart...
The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.
You know it`s a really good bar when there`s a couple outside breaking up.
If you find a four-leaf clover it means you have entirely too much time on your hands.
Im switching some friends from my Facebook account to my Fakebook account.
I wonder if these beers are performance enhancing. I’m feeling pretty awesome!!
I`ll sell my broken watch when the time is right.