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Consumer confidence is at an all time high, and so am I.
This rough sex would have been a lot better if I wasn`t alone.
I often wondered what it`d be like to be married to an idiot. I asked my wife and she said you get used to it after a while.
There’s a very short list of things you can have in your hand while running without looking crazy.
I don`t just burn bridges, I drain the lake, fill it with concrete, and build a shopping mall on that bitch!
If Trump wins I`m leaving the country. If Hillary wins I`m leaving the country. This is not a political post, I just want to go on vacation.
Searching Netflix is almost more of an activity than watching a movie on Netflix.
It`s so nice to come home and relax with Facebook after a long day at the office being on Facebook.
Who ever said, "The customer is always right", clearly never worked with the public a day in their life.
ok ladies quick question?,say a guy wanted to wear a thong does he tuck shirt in or out? Asking for a friend.
Arguing with people in the comments section is like crack for me. I don`t do it.
I almost talked my way out of a ticket today by telling a female cop she was very attractive, but things went sour when I said "and that`s not just the booze talking either".
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but this is just gardening facts.
Saw A bumper sticker that said "Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap" not sure if he was a proud fat man or a disgruntled kidnapper though.
If you get pulled over, ignore the cop and tell him that your mommy told you not to talk to strangers.