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Well kids, texting wasn`t always easy. In my day, you had to work for it. You had to want it. You need an S? You had to click that 7 button FOUR TIMES.
20 years from now, one of the hardest things our kids will be faced with is finding a screen name which is not already taken!
This salad is delicious, probably because it`s a donut.
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Are security guards at Samsung stores called Guardians of the Galaxy?
Today is the first day of the rest of your life, but so was yesterday, and look how that turned out...
If you want to set up a company and run it then that`s your business.
"Last man standing" is the winner in most contests, but the runner up in musical chairs.
The funniest thing about being sober is to realize you were so drunk last night you were texting all night with a calculator.
Admit it, you`ve answered Dora at least once in your life.
Most people are lucky they can’t hear what I’m thinking.
I wondered how smokers could afford them, until I realized they don`t have to save for retirement..
When you are dead, you don`t know you are dead. It`s pain only for others. It`s the same thing when you are stupid.
If you live up be 100, you should make up some fake reason why, just to mess with people… like claim you ate a pinecone every single day.