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You’re not really living if you don’t have an arch-nemesis.
I would like to discuss tennis but I wouldn`t want to cause a racket
I`m sorry I got salsa on your baby, and I`m extra sorry I scraped it off with a chip
Ironically, Internet was made to save our time.
the WORLDS shortest joke..... "2 women were sitting together quietly
The WWF advert asks, “When the ice goes, where do the polar bears go?” ... Well, swimming, I suppose.
If I ever only have 3 months to live, I want my ex wife to be with me. That would be the longest 3 months of my life.
Everytime I find the key to happiness, somebody changes the lock.
I think even hospital gowns cover more than my insurance does...
I am convinced that Kellogg`s works for our Government and all that Snap, Crackle, Pop is CODE.......
Overwhelming scientific evidence suggests a startling number of people are capable of ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence.
“I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others”- The phrase that started Facebook.
I`ve decided that throughout the time period starting with Thanksgiving, continuing on to Christmas and ending on New Years Day, the term `Calories" regarding all food shall be referred to as "Deliciousness Points."
I just wanna find a girl who loves me for my money. That way I wouldn`t feel bad for loving her for her body.
BREAKING NEWS: Will Smith sends Miley Cyrus to live with auntie and uncle in Bel Air.