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I once dated a meteorologist just so I could be with a woman who wasn`t right all the time.
Sunglasses: I don’t want to make awkward eye contact with certain people.
Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.
If you have ever sat in the toilet at work and wondered how long you can sit there before someone searches for you, the answer is 47 minutes
That awkward moment when you go for a run and your boobs start to bounce up and down.......and you`re a guy.
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they`re looking for ideas.
I keep hitting the escape key ... But I`m still here.
Did you know you have the right to remain silent even when you`re not being arrested?
Why do guys cheat on pretty girls with ugly ones...?
Yoga is a great way to meet and embarrass yourself in front of women
The best thing about hand sanitiser is that when you put it on, it looks like you are plotting to take over the world.
Nicknames are way more fun when people don’t know they have them.
I turned out ok for a kid raised in a large part by Bugs Bunny.
Back in my day it was called daydreaming…not ADHD.
It’s not pretty being easy.