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My ex is living proof as to how stupid I can be.
I´m the kind of person that when my feet hit the ground each morning the devil says, "OH CRAP, HE´S UP"!
They’re called scents, not flavors, I should not able to taste your perfume or cologne.
How can we call ourselves "evolved" when signs are needed to remind people to wash their hands after they go to the bathroom
There`s a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking.
sex is like a joke, some get it some don`t.....
We should not have trusted anything Charlotte wrote in her web. She was consistently talking out of her ass.
Life in the fast lane ? Heck, I live in oncoming traffic.
Sorry about last night texts. My phone was drunk.
For those of you who know nothing about pleasing a woman... the G spot is located at the end of the word "shopping".....js
It really pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script.
Serving size ?? LMAO
I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.
Not to brag,,,, but legally,,, before something can be labeled "Idiot Proof",,, they have to run it by ME.
For a one-way mission to Mars, we should send a blogger. Not so they can blog about the experience, but so there`d be one less blogger.