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only fights if pillows are present.
To all my friends who post Controversial, Obscene, Dirty, Offensive, and Derogatory posts, .. Keep that sh!t up. I like it....
Anyone that tells you money is the root of all evil is f*cking broke.
"Friendzoned" should be a relationship status on Facebook.
I`m getting sick of seeing all these lyric status`s, it reminds me of somebody that I used to know.
If I’ve learned anything in my twenty-two years on this earth, it’s that it’s okay to lie about your age.
Pokémon means a totally different thing if your stuck in a Jamaican prison.
There are people in life you could NEVER get tired of hitting with a shovel!!!
When I woke up this morning everything in my house had been stolen and replaced with exact replicas... WEIRD..
All my passwords are protected by amnesia.
All I want is to see you smile...that and maybe a pizza.
Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you`re donating blood...
No, I did not forget my password. I distinctly remember it being 8 asterisks.
The 4 stages of a relationship: 1. I like you 2. I love you 3. I hate you 4. Arson
My ex-girlfriend broke up with me because she says I was obsessed with football. I was shocked. I mean we were together for 3 1/2 seasons.