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Before we start this relationship, I am going to need you to explain a few pics in your Facebook albums.
Some men get naked when they have to count up to 21...
Sandals or shoes? I have adorable toes. All 12
That`s not how I met your mother.
Dogs lick each other`s butts to tell each other they like them. Just like politicians
I could be a morning person if morning happened after 11.
The fastest way to get someone to call you back is to take a shower.
Someone’s going to ruin things; it might as well be me.
Today`s interpretive dance was brought to you by "Spider On My Shirt". Up next we have "Oh jeeze, where did it go?!"
Girlfriend: You`re acting like a little kid. Me: What do mean, little kids can`t drink.
Neighbors just kicked me out of their shower and called the cops. Some of these pokemon go instructions are confusing. A lot of grey area...
They say you`ve got to spend money to make money. Feel like there`s some middle step I`ve been missing?
Is food porn star a thing yet??
I’m looking up in the sky and I have no idea which cloud has all my data