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I`m old enough to remember when cell phones actually got smaller every year.
4 out of 5 dentists agree that 1 out of 5 dentists is just doing it for the attention.
Strangers are like birds. If you run at them screaming and waving your arms they will run away.
Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function.
This status is dedicated to whatever you’re ignoring in real life to read it.
Sorry, everyone, it looks like my Facebook account was hacked by tequila last night...
The secret to happiness is a good sense of humor and a bad memory.
i got a dig bick..........how many read that wrong
What idiot called him Alexander Graham Bell instead of Lord of the Rings
I wonder who Jason Waterfalls is and why did TLC not want him to go...
Has anyone else ever noticed that the word therapist spells, "the rapist," when split into 2 words?
I`m not lazy... I`m in energy saving mode.
Alcohol may not be able to give you a loving hug when you need it but the Liquor Mart employee`s you`re buying it off of sure can.
You know you`re a mom when someone says they have a stomach ache and you ask if they pooped today.
Of course I`m crazy, but that doesn`t mean I`m wrong