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I am currently unsupervised ... I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless!
I can`t stand people who blame everyone else for their problems....I`d be successful and happy by now if it wasn`t for them!!!!
The best thing about online classes is the beer.
It’s almost 2015, I expect a toaster that pops the bread up in a less terrifying way.
I’m not the friend you put on speaker phone.
I just ate Pasta and Anti-Pasta, but they annihilated each other, now I am hungry again.......
I don`t think the lady who just shushed a baby in the library knows how babies work
I’m not surprised you’re having problems I had a bad experience with your reality once too.
The last time I went to a nude beach I got a ticket. The officer said I was applying my sunscreen...Too Fast.
M?o?n?, T?u?e?s?, W?e?d?, T?h?u?r?s?, Friday !!!!
If you still can read this, please inform me ASAP because I have probably blocked the wrong person!
Why do we feel safe under blankets? It’s not like a murderer will come in thinking “I’m gonna ki..-ahhh. Damn, he’s under a blanket.”
Firemen must dread the moment when they`re done for the day and have to find the strength to climb back up the pole.
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you eat the entire thing.
Boomerangs can be quite dangerous if you`ve got alzheimers.