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"Slow and steady wins the race." Unless it`s one of those weird races that puts an emphasis on speed
I know you people are crazy. I can spot my own kind a mile away.
A cash bar on parent-teacher conference nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.
The real problem with this generation is that the cartoons suck.
Went to the bookstore to pick up a "Where`s Waldo" book today, but couldn`t find any. Well played Waldo, well played...
What did the Japanese man say to the other Japanese man? Something in Japanese,
You know what’s more annoying than cops? People who buy old refurbished cop cars and keep the spotlight attached. We all hate you.
You can stay, but your clothes must go.
In a perfect world Taco Bell would deliver...
Life is what you make it = 10% Shit happens = 90%
This Kit Kat commercial is making some awfully big assumptions about both my generosity and my number of friends.
When blondes have more fun do they know it?
Just another day of not being rich and famous.
These ‘energy saving` light-bulbs are bullsh!t. They take just as much effort to screw in as the ordinary ones.
Cheered myself up earlier by putting a "no U-turn" sign in a dead-end street.