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You know you`ve won the argument when the other person responds with "Whatever..."
How do I tell my boss I don`t want to do work anymore but still want money.
When I want your opinion, I’ll give it a funny voice.
like this if you are against animal cruelty
Oh, he uses you for sex? Stop bitching…Sex is awesome. Complain when he’s using you for laundry….. or a human shield.
The way my kids act at Walmart, it`s just a matter of time before the security camera footage is a hit reality show!
Pretty considerate of germs to count all the way to five before jumping on the food we drop.
Anybody know where the cheapest place to buy 12 red roses is?.....just asking for a friend.
If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I`ll be out sick.
"Just so you know, you`re coming home with me tonight." I whisper to all the leftover food on the table from our dinner date.
Spent $50 on E-bay to enlarge my happy place. The creep sent me a magnifying glass.
If you need me I`ll always be stuck behind the person who doesn`t know how to use the CVS self-checkout aisle.
So, you`re telling me that the Grammys aren`t cute little bags of cocaine?
I wish I was Robinson Cruso. Coz, I can have `Friday` everyday :) TGIF guys..cheers ;)
change your birthday on facebook to today, see how many people say happy birthday for APRIL FOOLS!!!! lol