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There are no bad pictures. That`s just how your face looks sometimes.
I`ve done a lot of things over the years ... But acting normal has never been one of them.
Great idea for an April Fools Prank ... Hide all of the desktop icons on someone`s computer and replace their wallpaper with a screenshot of their old desktop.
You can’t believe everything you hear, but you can repeat it.
Dating Tip: If you eat a magnet and slip another magnet into your date`s drink she`ll never be able to leave you
Just about the time I started to give a crap, my attitude became constipated......
Admit it, at some point in time you’ve tried to see if you had superpowers.
Why can’t I lose weight easily I mean I lose everything else without a problem.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them an extra bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
Smile, it´s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Rap Music is like Scissors…It always loses to Rock.
I`m so lonely that my cat owns a cat.
Well another funny thing about this status is, by the time your done reading this, you realize it talks about absolutely nothing and you just wasted your time. Welcome to Facebook.
RIP to my hair dryer. It was the only thing to blow me for the last 10 years and never complain.
I was just told that I over-analyze things. I need a couple of days to think about that before deciding if I should be offended.