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If my statuses had a smell.. they would smell funny
"You know, I wish I`d never gone to the pool that day." ~Marco Polo
There’s nothing better than a nap after a good nights sleep.
Yeah, you go ahead and climb that mountain "because it`s there", I am going to eat this Pizza "because it`s here"................................
Your just jealous because u don`t hear the voices.
Some people say a true friend stabs you in the front. I’m gonna go ahead and say a true friend just puts the knife down.
You`re not laughing out loud. You know it and I know it
Someone just told me to "Have a good morning". What about the rest of my day mother f*cker?
I wonder what I did in a previous life to get reincarnated as me...
The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.
New Life Goal: Get a job where people ask me, "You actually get paid for doing this?"
I always find the "easy-open tab" right after I finally manage to tear the package open with my teeth.
NASA has confirmed that December 21, late afternoon, the sky will be very dark. It is an interesting phenomenon called "night".
There is no time to check time
Well, well, well. Guess who the grocery store asked to come back soon.