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Anyone else wake up in a grass skirt and coconut bra?
Was sitting and doing nothing. Then I realized I could be sitting and doing nothing on Facebook. So here I am.
There`s nothing better than a nap after a good nights sleep.
One man`s trash is another man`s profile picture.
Got a cat the other day. Had to swerve to get it, but I got it!
I realized I eat too much fast food so I decided I would start cooking for myself. Does anyone here know how to "mcnugget" a chicken?
Sorry, I can’t today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandfather’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and yes, it was tragic.
I legitimately thought I was having a pretty productive day until I realized my phone is set to west coast time and I`m in New York.
I will be good today... I will be good today... I will be good today... Yeah.... I didn`t believe it either..
I don`t get why people say "They were busting their ass"? Wasn`t it already cracked to begin with?
Yes, it`s a bad time. Let me call you back when I`m not feeling so honest.
I`m only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand
I´m not cheap, but I am on special this weekend. ;)
I`m not saying my ex wasn`t pretty, but every time my wallet got stolen the thief would return her picture.
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off your life.... Based on the math, I should have died in 1732.