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My kids think I`m uncool like I thought my parents where. Time to get even! ;)
I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching.
You know your fat when you sit in the bath tub and the water in the toilet rises.
Men are trained from birth that happiness comes from either boobs or a bottle.
Those who stir the sh*t-pot should be made to lick the spoon!
SPOILER ALERT for "Finding Bigfoot" TV show - they don`t find him. Again.
I have over 500 facebook friends, and i want to say that i love you all...except for number 376 ..you`re a real a@@hole!!
Does anyone know when is the cut-off date to stop wishing someone Happy New Years?
life is too short to think twice and act wise....
Iām a lonely Status. I wish more people liked me.
dont love..dont hurt...keep doing flirt..:)
My house is not a mess. It`s just that everything is on display for your viewing pleasure. Like a museum.
"Can`t touch this." ... "Can`t touch this." ... "Can`t touch this."--MC Hammer giving a Museum tour
All these years and I still don`t understand why they didn`t put Kevin Bacon in Grease.
Admit it: you have all tried to rap in the shower..