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Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. I`m made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine.
"I really should buckle down and get my rap album going"-Me, every time I drink
Sorry I wasn’t ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 54 episodes of this new show I found.
they say "money cant buy happiness" but money pays for my internet connection and my vodka so im thinking maybe "they" are wrong
I`m hearing voices again. Probably because my window is open and there are people outside talking, but still.
One of my biggest fears is that my car secretly records me singing.
I have this talent of getting tired without doing nothing.
Happy St. Patrick`s Day to the fool that gave up alcohol for Lent.
"Rise and shine” is probably the most depressing thing a shoeshiner hears in the morning.
1. OMG will this ever end? 2. OMG will this ever end? 3. OMG will this ever end? - top 3 things on my mind when I`m in a conversation
Scratch and Sniff Here [____] …Smells like glass, doesn’t it
I don’t think I get enough credit for doing everything I do while being unmedicated.
If I ever get arrested I am going to ask for a status update instead of a phone call.
Don`t feel bad if you don`t enjoy my posts. The important thing to remember is that I do. I enjoy all of them. That`s what matters.
A revolving door is an IQ test you can fail in public.