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Ya Know?!?......The number of ways I could care less...... is astounding!
Pretending to tolerate other people is exhausting.
I don`t understand no one has excepted my boiling water challenge
Men, if a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her.
So I didn`t want to wake up this morning and go to work. It`s not that I don`t like my job, it`s just that I like being lazy more.
Today I made sushi at home for the first time. I subsituted a hotdog for the raw tuna, a bun for the rice, and mustard for the wasabi!
Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms...
Why is it called stealing when your WIFI is trespassing in my house?
2 out of 3 isn`t bad. Unless you come home from the park with 2 out 3 kids.
As a matter of fact, the whole world does revolve around me.
Dora the explorer.... Y U NO GET GPS?
Just washed my car with the squeegee at the gas station.
I`m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble, people, respect it!
It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them,The police call it indecent exposure but whatever...
be smart, pretend to be stupid!