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It´s Friday-O-Clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I keep myself in good enough shape to outrun most women and children during emergencies.
Kids today don`t know what hardship is. When I was younger I sometimes had to wait ALL DAY for MTV to play my favorite video.
Rapper; "I`m killing them snitches, smacking then bitches, smokin blunts and f*ckin hoes!" *wins award* Rapper: "I just wanna thank god.."
I Wonder what Facebook Employees do to waste time at work ?
Pick a woman with wits. Wits will never sag.
Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
Dont judge a person by the color of their skin or by the content of their character but by the shape of their eyebrows
HR and I apparently disagree on what "debriefed" means.
Say goodbye to your girlfriends cause I just bought a book on magic tricks
I don`t let my friends do stupid things... ALONE
I do yoga to relieve stress. Just kidding. I drink wine in yoga pants.
All I`m saying is there`s a reason all the best love songs have the word crazy in them.
Im switching some friends from my Facebook account to my Fakebook account.
They say children are a gift from god. I`m totally wide-open to regifting.