Daily Silly Status

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can´t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Hair growing from my ears and nostrils doesn`t mean I`m getting old, right? Means I`m turning into a werewolf! Right?

Leaving the house would be so much cooler if someone would yell “Aaaaand Action!” as I walk out the door.

I got this new calorie counting app ... Every day I go for a new high score ... Winning!

HardCoreStrategy 22 hours ago 6 3? Guys are? in a cafe. The first guy says "I?? have the smallest arm in the? world." The second guy says I have the?? smallest head in? the world." The third guy says I have the smallest d^ck in the world. They all? go to? the Guinness Book of World records. The? first? guy comes back and says I really? have the smallest arm in the world. The seconds guy? returns and? says? I have the smallest head in the world. The third guy comes back? and angrily?? says WHO? T

There are many different ways one can save energy, but my favorite by far is this recliner.

I met a girl who told me that she broke up with her last boyfriend because he just didn`t work out. Which is when I knew, she wasn`t the one for me, as I hate to work out as well.

Spread happiness by smiling at a stranger today, or flash them your boobs...... Strangers love boobs!

I’m not a comedian. I don’t tell jokes. I just tell the truth in a way it sounds funny.

Dear Carly Simon, Yes I am so vain that I do think that song is about me.

If one teacher cannot teach every subject, then how come one student is expected to learn all the subjects.

I was on the treadmill for 20 minutes this morning. Tomorrow I might even turn it on, but let’s not rush into things.

Suggested serving size is only for skinny people right?

I get butterflies in my stomach every time I eat butterflies.

I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge.