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Love is like hearing your favorite song for the first time. Then listening to it over and over again till you hate that song.
I don`t know how many girls it takes to change a light bulb, but I guarantee we`d post pictures of us doing it on Facebook.
Hi I’m a spider & I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Got a cat the other day. Had to swerve to get it, but I got it!
If you were born in September, it`s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a BANG
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
Who`s further now, the Energizer Bunny or Voyager 1?
When the hostess at the restaurant says “table for 2?” I always like to look surprised and whisper “you can see her too?”
In a parallel universe calories are trying to burn people.
I seem to start my day backwards. I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
Google image results are like a party that starts off exactly how you expected and gets weirder the longer you stay.
I can`t relate to people who "forget to eat"
Do athletic people not know about Netflix?
Getting another set of teeth would be much more useful at age 60 than age 6.
Today somebody called me a model! Well they said "poster boy for birth control", but I knew what they meant.