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why earn money when it comes easier when you just ask
Cannibals don`t drink coffee ... They have a cup of Joe instead.
7 years ago to this day, I swallowed my gum and broke a mirror, so as you might imagine, this is a pretty big day for me.
I read that a banana a day will help keep your colon clean. I just wish they would’ve mentioned that you’re supposed to eat them.....
Cranked the treadmill up to MAX for 15 minutes. When I finally took a break my roller skates were hot to the touch.
i just accidentally used AOL online, im betting the workers there are celebrating and think they have a chance in the future. lol
i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
What idiot called it Adderall instead of Accomplish Mints?
Why is Charmin trying to get us comfortable with bears? HELLO THEY EAT PEOPLE
My 6 year old found the duct tape and now nothing in my house moves.
They say I have a drinking problem. I say they have a problem with nudity.
To Do: Figure out how to get paid to travel the world and eat.
Now tell me how old your baby is in hours.
I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade"
Sometimes when you first meet someone you just know you want to spend the rest of your life ... Avoiding them