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To all them girls who go out , looking sexy as hell but have boyfriends.......Please continue to do so when you`re married.
I may contain scenes of violence, nudity and foul language.
People say, “You have to work on a marriage.” I say, “No thank you. I already have a job
Clearly the people that design refrigerators don`t know me if they think one tiny cheese drawer and two giant vegetable drawers is the way to go.
I watch CSI for the great tips they give out.
Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business.
So I didn`t want to wake up this morning and go to work. It`s not that I don`t like my job, it`s just that I like being lazy more.
My job blocked the Favstar website and I`m not sure if I should quit or take hostages. Haha! Jk. I`m totally taking hostages.
I read an article the other day that said, "if you drink every day you are an alcoholic." Thank god I only drink every night
Statistics show the number one cause of failed relationships is opening your mouth and letting words come out.
I used to think using big words meant you were smart, I was somewhat right but that was before I heard politicians speak.
These energy drinks make sitting on the couch so much more exciting.
Coca Cola: Because drinking black water seems like a solid life choice.
Kinda funny how the Mayans said we were all gonna die in 2012, but they all disappeared way before us.
Don`t feel bad if you don`t enjoy my posts. The important thing to remember is that I do. I enjoy all of them. That`s what matters.