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Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
Wishing you a fabulous 2014 that is full of great achievements and experiences. A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Smile, it confuses people. ;)
"Rear facing, pedal activated photon cannon" sounds much more badass than "brake lights"
I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look. That one is shaped like an idiot
All I`m saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old?
I saw a Facebook ad for burial plots and I thought, that`s the last thing I need.
Whoever said the camera adds 10 pounds should stop eating cameras.
You will always be my best friend ... You know too much.
that strange moment when you get in the van and theres no candy...-Drew Balthaser
You know you`re poor when you sneak into Sam`s Club with some random family just to eat samples for lunch. Yay... Christmas
You ever wonder why wearing no underwear is called “going commando”? It seems to me it wouldn’t be useful in a combat situation.
Back in my day we had 9 planets.
Are you still bored? Head over to Walmart, take a box of condoms to the checkout clerk, and ask where the fitting room is.