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I`m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again....
You’re going to make some cats very happy one day.
Can you imagine the reactions 25 years ago if you showed someone a photo album of pictures you took of yourself in the bathroom?
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?
At work hitting the escape key...... Nothing is happening, im still here.
Don´t wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect.
I only drink on two occasions; when its my birthday and when its not.
Did you know that running for just 10 minutes a day raises your risk of posting inspirational quotes by 63%?
The guy who invented, "Take Your Child To Work Day," probably forgot to drop his kid off at school on his way to work..
I think it’s pretty cool how Chinese people made a language made entirely out of tattoos.
Every morning I swallow a piece of paper that says "Keep up the good work fellas!!" just in case I die and the doctors have to do an autopsy on me
Doing something weird and thinking “this is why I’m single”.
“Nothing is impossible.” I disagree. I’m doing nothing right now… it’s totally possible.
if your dirty, your dirty... you cant fix it