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Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.
One man`s sarcastic answer, is another man`s stupid question
I`ll tell you what a woman wants. She wants you to drag her to the bedroom, toss her down, and do the dishes and laundry while she takes a nap.
There really isn`t much difference between being a kid and being an adult. I was just as emotionally crippled upon learning the truth about Penthouse Letters as I was about Santa Claus.
Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
I`m starting group meetings at my house for people who have OCD, not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it.
All women are crazy. But, if you pretend to listen to them when they talk, they will let you live.
"It`s not you, it`s me." -Twins looking at some family photos
You can lead a horse to water but I`d rather ride it to the liquor store.
Do me a favor if someone tells you they don`t like me , tell them I don`t like them either.
I wish that some of my coworkers were not allowed in the break room because those are the people I need a break from.
How many servings of fruit are in a fruit roll up? I`m trying to take my diet seriously now.
i didn`t know i had a facebook account until now
If A-B-C-D didn`t drag out their part of the Alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn`t have to be so rushed.
It’s not my fault God gave you boobs to stare at.