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9 out of 10 husbands agree that their wives are always right. The 10th one hasn`t been seen since the study was conducted.
great minds and dirty minds have something in common, they think alike
I really shouldn`t have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since I walked there.
DRINK BEER SAVE WATER..www.godrunk.com
The best way to a woman`s heart is by saying three words - You lost weight.
Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in. Those inside are desperate to get out
My car remote died. I had to insert my key into the lock like some kind of goddamn animal.
It’s been close to a million years since I exaggerated about anything.
Relationships, Marriages, work and children are what keep alcohol companies in business.
"I know im the best driver on the road" thinks every guy.
I try to conduct myself as a perfect gentleman whenever I meet a lady. Chicks dig that.
“Be yourself” is the worst advice you can give to some people.
Just when you want to be a good person again , someone new to stalk shows up
Opposites attract, that`s the trouble with being awesome
Is it just me, or would those movies had been far scarier if they were titled "Monday the 13th"