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At least men and women agree on one thing, they both don’t trust women.
I bet when Hugh Hefner dies no one will say "He`s in a better place now."
Alcohol. Because who really wants to remember last night?
We can only blame ourselves for all the crime and violence today, we removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to change...
According to a recent survey, 98% of people responded with "Go away."
I know you`re supposed to have 3 balanced meals a day, but how many can I have at night?
If I’ve learned anything in my twenty-two years on this earth, it’s that it’s okay to lie about your age.
Pirates that used X to mark the spot were stupid. If they had used a G, nobody would ever have found their treasure.
At the Touch of Love..Everyone Becomes a Poet !
But..At the Touch of Breakup Everyone Becomes a Philosopher... ^_^
Turns out, I`m not an afternoon person either...
A cop just pulled me over and said papers - so I said scissors, I win and drove off.
The cop said it was an outstanding warrant, dad! And you said I`d never amount to anything...
Please be careful on the roads. Lots of people are drinking exsessively and letting their wives drive.
Ways to Win my Heart: Buy me Beer Bring me Beer Be Beer.
Whoever named anteaters, solid effort right there.