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My girlfriend said that I should use the term `make love` instead of `f*ck.` What the make love is she talking about?
Ideal roommate: Someone not smart enough to know they are paying 80% of the rent.
Nothing says "I`m behind on child support." like 26" spinning rims on an 86 Chevy Malibu.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of "liking" my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I´m awesome..
If you don’t like something change it... if you can’t change it....post it on facebook, so we can "like it" and laugh..
I have a moderate amount of skills in life, but one of those things does NOT include the ability to stop eating.
If you love someone, let them go, if they don`t come back..... Set them on fire *evil grin*
Another funny thing about this status is when you finally realize that it talks about nothing? its all ready too late to stop reading. lol
It`s as if none of these people have ever seen a beer hat at the gym before.
Imagine if trees gave off WiFi signals, We would be planting so many trees. And we`d probably save the planet too! Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breath :/
I try not to limit my madness to March.
B!tch, please! You`re so fake, even barbie is jealous of you
Daylight Saving Time rocks. It even makes laziness sound impressive. I did nothing for 24 hours? Not today. I did nothing for 25 hours!
Everyone wants their kid to learn to walk until exactly 30 seconds after their kid learns to walk.