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I`m trying to save up enough money to one day afford to save up money.
If a man speaks at sea where no women can hear, is he still wrong?
The joy of finding out that your boss is going on a holiday is way greater than you yourself going on one
If revenge is a dish best served cold AND revenge is sweet then revenge is basically ice cream. Bring it.
Facebook looks so boring on the outside, but once you start using it, its like NARNIA BRO!
I wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scan it…
You know what makes sex awesome? Actually having it.
You should be required to read a book for every 10 selfies you take.
Arguing over a girl`s bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Coors or Budweiser -- Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
Just once I`d like a doctor to tell me I`m not getting enough beer in my diet.
Designated Driver is just a nicer way of saying, you can come with us, but nobody wants to deal with your drunk a$$.
The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain`t good.
Arguing in sign language must be a workout.
Have you ever realized that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long?
My Wife asked, "Would you like a romantic interlude?" I said, "Does a bear crap in the woods?". Wish I`d just said `Yes`, she`s been on Google ever since.