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It`s what`s on the inside that counts... *Except chocolate covered raisins.
I`ve spent approximately 2% of my life walking back to the trash can and checking the box to see how long I need to microwave my food.
Change of plans everyone: NOBODY Wang Chung tonight.
A wise man, will often say nothing
I`m in a good place right now. Not emotionally....just that I`m at the liquor store.
One day you will die, but every other day you won’t. So that’s pretty great, right? ... Inspirational posts are hard.
Today is "National Take Your Flask To Work Day." ... I just made it up. Tell the others.
Sluts are just hookers with no grasp of economics.
Presidents’ Day is just another made up holiday to sell more presidents
I`m ready to regret having sex with you.
At the Touch of Love..Everyone Becomes a Poet !
But..At the Touch of Breakup Everyone Becomes a Philosopher... ^_^
It`s a small world, but I wouldn`t want to paint it.
Got a new Juicer. Going to Juice all these delicious organic vegetables I got ... then add Vodka ... Don`t judge...
Hey, did you know that in two days, tomorrow will be yesterday!
what do you mean booze ain`t food!?