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How come the energizer bunny beats a drum instead of doing something like working the cashier register at Wal-Mart?
A word of advice, stay on my good side. My good side is in Hawaii.
I`m already going to hell ... now I`m just trying to get a good spot.
What if all this time it`s been Chicken that taste like Frog legs????
Not sure what to do with all the daylight we are saving.
Don`t you just a hate it when you stumble into bed drunk only to be nagged by someone screaming "Get out" or "You live next door!"
If Facebook changed "poke" to "stab" I would use it all the time.
I was going to LIKE and compliment your FB pic, but I`m not a good liar.
Is it wrong to use cheat codes for Wii Fit.
just wanted to tell the weekend that I love you and I will be back, I will not let the weekdays take me away from you.
I can`t really walk the walk, or talk the talk. But, if you need someone to drink the drink, I`m your man!
The problem with rich people is I`m not one of them.
Shout out to all the girls who don`t have to dress half naked to get a man`s attention. Stay classy! And the rest of you come with me.
The plural of beer is beer, which is very convenient when you are explaining to your wife why you were late coming home from work.
Trix commercials just teach kids that sharing is bad.