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Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional.
I don`t know why friends and family keep getting pregnant when I have two kids right here they can have.
Where does Peter Pan have his lunch? At Wendy`s.
To everybody that is single don`t worry you will have your day............ Palm Sunday is just around the corner
I love how twix come with two bars so I can eat one now and the other immediately after
I don`t drink these days. I`m allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
I ordered some bubble wrap online. It arrived in a box surrounded by packing peanuts.
Bring a hedgehog into the library and frantically ask the clerks where they keep the reverse spell casting books.
My cat is wearing a cone & has learned to scoop up his food and let it slide into his mouth and it`s giving me serious ideas, folks
Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn’t make the cut.
Why isn’t the default for online shopping “view all”? Who likes to skip through 20 pages of only 12 items…
was going to argue with you...but then I remembered I really didn`t care
I´m not insensitive, I just don´t care.
Don`t take nude pics. Problem solved.