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lol <- looks like a stick man drowning. lol
Please either stop being so attractive or make out with me, it`s your choice.
One trenta cheeseburger please.
Just for fun, next time you see a snooty, rich woman at the grocery store, ask her if she works there.
If you put root beer in a square cup, do you get beer?……………………. (you smart people grinned didn’t you.)
I’ve watched “Aladdin” like 25 times with my kids, so I know quite a bit about politics in the Middle East.
I`m looking up in the sky and I have no idea which cloud has all my data
Instead of cleaning the house I just watch an episode of Hoarders and I think WOW, my house really looks great.
Me at age 5 "I wish I had a $1" Me at age 10 "I wish I had $100" Me at age 17 "I wish I had $1,000,000" Me at age 26 "I wish I had $1"
How come the voices inside of a crazy person`s head never say shit like "hey, go to the gym" or "hey, cure cancer" or "hey, don`t be crazy"?
POLITICS; from `poly` meaning `many and `Tics` meaning blood-sucking creatures. Just sayin`
tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes
Like a good neighbor, stay over there
Beautiful people are more beautiful when surrounded by ugly people
I`m so deep in the friendzone that I`ve met her boyfriends parents