Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Got caught up in a really good book last night. I didn`t stop coloring till 2 o`clock this morning.
Going back to work after 12 days off is the best way to realize I should have married for money.
My favorite Facebook photo of your baby is easily #28,614
You would never know I had a college degree if you saw how many times I tried to push when it says pull.
Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a super-villain.
Peanut butter sandwiches taste better when cut in half diagonally...........Listen,, I don`t make the rules people.
If ignorance is bliss then there`s a crap load of people in paradise
Smoke a joint before hitting a buffet to really get your money`s worth...Just saying.
According to WebMD, people are Sick & Tired of me
Those days where you don`t take anyone`s sh!t ... Yeah, today is one of those days.
"LSD causes users to lose weight" Obviously. You can`t eat when a dragon is guarding the fridge.
One of the biggest decisions when you go to college is whether to join a fraternity or just be an asshole on your own.
As I get older, I`ve learned to relax and not stress over trivial matters. Just kidding, I`m drunk.
Facebook where I am surrounded with people but still no one can see me biting my toe nails or picking my nose :-D
A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke.