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How do I tell my boss I don`t want to do work anymore but still want money.
Seems like everyone is either trying to pretend they have the life they want, or escape the life they have.
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
Good judgement comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement
We will always have that special 5 minutes before I started creeping you out.
If you think your wife is crazy now. Wait untill you divorce her.
Was just thinking …. What would the world be like if McDonalds delivered?
We all have that one person we forever regret giving our phone number to.
Dear family, thank you for all those wonderful childhood memories ... Here`s my therapy bill.
Hey baby, wanna come to myspace and twitter my yahoo `till i google all over your facebook?
I think I`m funny - but looks aren`t everything
Who’s that sexy beast…………..oh I clicked on my own profile again. ;)
Just ran across a great dessert recipe...Cut up some bananas, apples & oranges in a bowl. Add fresh squeezed lime juice. Then toss it in the trash and eat a cheesecake.
Besides being curled up on the bathroom floor convinced I was dying from liver failure for a few hours, last night was fun.
The squirrels must be gathering nuts. Three of my neighbors have disappeared.