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If I don`t `like` your post it`s because I don`t care...
Pick any number. Multiply it by two. Now add 12 to it. Divide it by 3. Now change it to 10. That`s how many seconds you just wasted.
I hate it when people beg for likes, like if you agree?
Monday must be a man ... It comes too quickly.
People who say 45 minutes past the hour must be the same ones who have kids 89 and 63 month olds
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
If I could get a firm grip on reality...I`d probably choke it.
If you`re married and having trouble, ask "what would Jesus do?" then remember that jesus was never married.
I think sharks eat people just to be on tv.
I`ve just woken up, and it appears that Earth is temporarily safe from harm & currently doesn`t need my assistance, so I`m going back to bed.
Teens, you should not being getting drunk. You`re annoying enough as it is
How come they didn`t call this years game the BUD bowl?
Beer: The WD40 for conversations.
Wal-Mart: Because going to Target requires a shower.
Went to Walmart yesterday and bought me a new toilet brush, I think I am gonna go back to using paper, it is much more gentle on the netherlands........