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I just had a conversation with my-self...but it just turned into an argument. I think it`s that time of the month...
I hate when a couple argues in public but I missed the start and don`t know whose side I`m on.
Learn to spell. Auto Correct isn’t always write.
did you notice when you yell "yo ugly" about 10 people turn around
The best thing about owning a Smart Car is if you get too drunk at the bar you can just carry it home.
Guacamole is my favorite food that looks like someone already ate it.
I’d go to the gym but I’m still tinkering with the ultimate workout playlist I started three years ago.
I was called a sexist today ... I said, I think you`re mistaken ...its pronounced sexy
I eat my Chinese food just like any other American, with chopsticks, one grain of rice at a time.
Neighbors at it again. I do NOT want to know the words to "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus!
Whoever convinces blind people that they need sunglasses,, is one heck of a salesman....
You can get away with farting at the zoo because you can always blame the animals...
My biggest fear is that there is no PMS and this is my personality.
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because your fingerprints aren’t in the database.
Four out of five voices in my head are saying this is gonna` be a great day.