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I hate it when people beg for likes, like if you agree?
Has anyone ever seen a gorilla in the mist? Some of the local drivers struggle to see my car in perfect daylight conditions, so I doubt that they`d spot a Gorilla in limited visibility!!!!!
I look forward to paying off all my debt and finally getting back to just being broke.
Did you ever think that one day you would be this addicted to reading and writing?
That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! - no one ever
How long do I microwave this 14 lb turkey?
Today is national bring your flask to work day. I just made it up. Tell the others...
I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.
I think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas...
Gotta thin the herd. – me eating animal crackers
I liked your facebook update, only so I can unlike it.
People who say everything happens for a reason should remember that when I punch them in the face.
My wife asked me what new hairstyle she should get, so I held my breath until I passed out.
Played Naked Twister last night and man, did it get RAUNCHY!....I can`t imagine what it would be like with other people.
In life you will meet all sorts of people, happy, moody, shy, loud, weird, and then there`s me So deal with it mmuhaaaaaaaahaaahaaaa that`s right !