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Today`s big idea - Coffee eye drops
Coffee is nature’s way of saying “Go ahead, get drunk on a weeknight, I got your back!”
Remember, no matter how bad a day you may be having, no matter how sh!tty a situation you may be in... I`m feeling great. So it`s all good!
My house looks like I`m losing a game of Jumanji.
i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
Well, THAT Jehovah`s Witness isn`t going to forget anytime soon what they witnessed when I answered the door.
oh look at the time, it`s time to not care
I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it’s cold like why you gotta play me like that.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity........thats how rich I want to be.
Sarcasm is the ability to insult stupid people without them realizing it.
Why do people with bad breath always have to tell me secrets???
I live in a small town where the population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregant a guy leaves town.
I`ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
After reading some marriage post, I`m beginning to suspect we all may have been married to the same person.
To all the students who drop out of high school: Remember two things, 1) You tried your best. 2) I don`t like pickles on my BigMac.