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I need me a pretty girl with an ugly girl personality
If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be?
Just watched a woman in front of me walk face first into a telephone pole because she was too busy looking at her phone. I could’ve given her a heads up, but then I wouldn’t have been able to watch her walk face first into the telephone pole.
Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude.
I prefer to be crazy and happy rather than normal and bitter......
Just think about all the stuff you aren`t thinking about.
Got interrupted downloading the new version of iTunes by a pop up that asked if I wanted to download the even newer version of iTunes.
I know you`re the instructor but I`ve seen Ghost 47 times so I know for a fact this IS how pottery is made!
Sometimes, just to annoy my Therapist, I’ll ask him; “so how does my lack of progress make you feel?”
Blacking out when you’re drunk is god’s way of telling you that it’s none of your business what you do when you’re drunk.
In an alternate universe somewhere, all the ducks are making white girl faces.
My bank lets me send a text message and it´ll text back with my balance. It´s a cool feature but I didn´t think the LOL was necessary.
Gotta thin the herd. – me eating animal crackers
You know you had an awesome night when you need sunglasses to get food out the fridge.
Anything is legal when there`s no police around