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why earn money when it comes easier when you just ask
Is it rude to throw breath mints in someones mouth while they`re talking?
Gas prices are a lot like girls: We just wish they would go down.
Damn your Hott!...........................Freaking Sun! lmao =P
Sometimes I get nervous I haven`t done anything with my life. But then something good comes on TV, and I`m OK.
It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realise that there is always a way to solve problems without violence
Sometimes I miss being in a relationship, but then I look at my wallet and I feel alright again.
Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a super-villain.
Is it wrong to swallow my multi-vitamin with a beer?
Wake up, kids! Bees can`t even read, much less spell. IT`S A SCAM!
If a man repeats everything a woman says, word for word,,,,,,,, is he still wrong?
I`m a little stumped by this beer to pee volume ratio.
Dear Gangsta: If you pulled up your pants a little you could run from the cops faster.
I`m only materialistic when I shop at the liquor store.
My New Year`s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.