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I`m not the type of person you should put on speaker phone
My Bills are so big that I have to call them William now.
I was on way home this morning when I seen an AA van pulled in and the driver was crying his eyes out. I thought to myself that guy is heading for a breakdown.
Did anyone else ever wonder why the Easter Bunny gave away chocolate eggs? Last I checked, bunnies don’t lay eggs. What kind of sick new species is this?
Saying you like one political party over another, is like saying one filthy whore is prettier than the other filthy whore.
about love
this is a status you spent your time reading: sj
I don`t understand when people say `age is just a number`... Age is clearly a word.
I was only 6 numbers away from winning the powerball.
If I`m not in bed by 11PM, then I go home.
This guy at the gym just did four sets of selfies.
So who wants to tell the person who just threw a new phone book on my porch about the internet?
My 5 year old still has so much to learn. I asked him for a screwdriver and he brought me some sort of tool.
I finally overcame my fear of skinny dipping. Unfortunately it cost me my YMCA membership.
This isn`t a bakery. We don`t sugarcoat sh!t