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i want a cute boy to let me hold his hand and his credit card
FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
Nice try Jehovah’s Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling me you have a warrant is not going to get me to open my door.
A walk of shame is always sad. Don`t make it worse by adding the sound of Flip flops to it.
None of the animals I designed and invented are at the zoo. Do they even check the suggestion box?
apparently telling my girlfriend her acuracy is as high as a magic 8 ball wasn`t a good idea.
No toilet paper.. goodbye socks
I`d take Cap`n Crunch more seriously if his eyebrows weren`t on his hat.
Sneezing is like using sonar to find polite people.
If a woman tells you that you’re right, that’s called sarcasm.
Even if your not successful in life , You are guaranteed to get two certificates
Just made eye contact with a guy while licking my lips ... I think I need to kill him now.
Thanks to my mom, I put my name on all of my underwear so they`re easier to spot when I go through the bar`s lost and found box.
It should be a rule that if you dress up like a red hair clown , you get a free happy meal at McDonalds .....I`ll pay this time , but I`m not happy ... !!
Our parents did the same sh!t too, they`re just liars.