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You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score last night!
I`ve just released my own fragrance...No one on the bus seems to like it though.
I hate it when people are holding a device capable of using google and they ask me stupid questions.
I really don`t need to be loved.. I would settle for being tolerated. :)
Everyone has a purpose in life ... Perhaps mine is finding things to bitch about.
I had to go on two diets because one wasn`t giving me enough food.
So many people are making history right now. but me, I`m deleting history from my browser.
When cleaning my house: 1% Cleaning 30% Complaining 69% Playing with stuffs that I just found
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed, it ruled.
Actually according to chemists, alcohol IS a solution…
Drunk me would really appreciate a light switch on the floor.
It`s no fun having nothing to do, fun is having a lot to do and doing nothing.
That one day of fame on Facebook because it`s your birthday.
Can you shut up now?! Because talking to you sounds less appealing then playing leapfrog with unicorns.
Running behind is my cardio.