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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will only be jingling "part" of the way this year, as usual ur patience is appreciated.
We all need to take great interest in our future because we will spend the rest of our life there.
Yes officer, the person who robbed me was a woman 25-30, at least 5`9, a brunette and definitely single. Can you arrange a line up please
It`s funny to watch all these people Bumping Up their own posts.
Never cry over spilt milk. It could`ve been whiskey.
Cant imagine the look on Obamas face when he saw `Olympus Has Fallen`..His next quote would have been.."No more Taiwans in the secret Elevetor office"
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
I`m not the type of person you want to put on speaker during a phone conversation.
"If your father asks you to pick up 5 large bags of ice, the best place to put them is in the backyard in direct sun" ~ My son apparently
I hope I’m the last guy on earth — I wanna see if all those women were lying to me.
We are living in a generation where Vampires are sparkly,Werevolves are gay and Witches wear leather pants.
When I get bored I go to a car dealership and ask the salesman to lay in the trunk so I can "see how many I`ll be able to fit"
Sometimes I wish people would just bring donuts to work instead of drama.
My memory foam has amnesia
If you have time to update your status as "very busy", then you obviously exaggerated.