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A world without women would be a pain in the a$$.
You guys can laugh at my cargo pants all you want, but I just walked out of Taco Bell with 350 sauce packets.
This cat poop tastes like I`m about to get yelled at -Dogs
My New Year`s resolution for 2014 is to do something about my procrastination.
Hump Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The older I get the more I understand Squidward`s anger.
All the coffee in Colombia couldn`t make me a morning person.
All this time I thought PTA stood for Parents to Avoid
Don´t worry ... It only seems kinky the first time.
I`m sorry we fought ... I hate it when you`re wrong.
Take my advice, I’m not going to use it.
Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn`t realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It`s causing quite a stir...
I finally found a simple and easy way to deal with my weight problem. I threw my scale out.
I haven`t seen any new episodes of Gilligan`s Island in awhile... I hope they`re OK.
To Do List: 1: Buy a knife 2: Call it kindness 3: Kill people with Kindness