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Karaoke bars combine two of the worlds greatest evils—people who shouldn`t drink with people who shouldn`t sing.
I`d be willing to sleep my way to the top if it actually meant sleeping.
Divorce is expensive because its worth it.
Facebook looks so boring on the outside, but once you start using it, its like NARNIA BRO!
Its amazing how many people respond to "Hey Dumba$$!"
They used to be called "jumpolines" until you jumped on one...
Coffee eyedrops! Another million dollar idea.
If buying new underwear is evidence of an affair, my husband has been faithful for at least nine years.
thinks it would be great if we really burped bubbles when we were drunk .. just like in cartoons.
It takes patience to listen.., it takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
"Don`t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse."
Today somebody called me a model! Well they said "poster boy for birth control", but I knew what they meant.
If Milli Vanilli were to fall in the woods, would someone else make a sound?
It`s not "you`re" or "your". It`s mine. It`s all mine, everything is mine!
So today my gym was crowded...at least I think it was a gym...Do gyms usually have drive thrus?