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That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking.
New day, same old bullsh!t
Not sure if this Adderall is working but I just made a pros and cons list about pros and cons lists.
something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow
Couldn`t stop thinking about that drought on the west coast while I was watering my driveway today.
I’m the kind of girl that would eat Doritos on her wedding day & accidentally wipe her hands on her dress.
Okay so the pregnant woman in the library didn`t get my `overdue` joke.
So when is this `old enough to know better` suppose to kick in ?
I hate when I walk into the kitchen for food and only find ingredients.
Roasting marshmallows is great because it combines dessert and playing with fire.
I just found a piece of pizza in my trash can. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!! WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING!!
I bet my mom is looking down on me right now, wherever she is. She`s not dead, just very condescending.
We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.
Can you imagine if Facebook and Twitter just decided to shut down and you see all these confused people coming out of their house squinting at the sun.
Since light travels faster than sound, isn`t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?