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Why must the phrase, "It is none of my business" always be followed by, "but"?
Once I`m finished with this last container of Cool Whip, I will be the proud owner of a complete set of salad bowls.
I`m allergic to gluten free diets.
The overspray from my windshield washer fluid just totaled a smart car.
Never take advice from me, you`ll only end up drunk......
i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
You know you`ve picked the right friends if no one has nominated you for the ice bucket challenge
Coffee keeps me busy until it`s time to be drunk.
Government Shutdown: Day Three Jellystone Park still closed. Still no pic-a-nic baskets. Yogi stares at Boo-Boo... Boo-Boo looks tasty.
People who think only God can judge them have obviously never met my mother-in-law.
I can`t seem to convince these dogs & cats that I don`t need their assistance in the bathroom.
What did the crop say to the farmer? Stop picking on me
Alarm clocks should come with sounds like "tiny doll feet scampering into the closet" because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that.
I have two words for this week. BEER ME!!!