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The face jewelry is getting out of hand. I saw a guy today that looked like he had done a face plant in a tackle box.
Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption "Summer is finally here!" or we wouldn`t have known it`s summer.
Do you know who invented the Knock Knock joke? I don`t know either, but whoever did should get a no bell prize.
I love long legs.... Long sexy legs.....But not on a Spider, I hate long sexy legs on a Spider.
When I bust a move , it stays busted.
I am one of those people who presses every button in the elevator when I`m getting out =]
Its not you, it`s how you don`t make me sandwiches.
I`ll just admire you from afar.. Or 500ft. That`s what this paper says.
The saddest thing about St. Patrick`s Day is taking down all my Christmas decorations.
If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.
My kid threatened to hold her breath until I gave her dessert. She`s now passed out on the kitchen floor. I don`t negotiate with terrorists!!
WARNING: Every single thing I post from here on in, is alcohol induced.
The greatest fear is NOT fear itself. It’s dropping your phone in a port-a-potty!
Calories? I think you mean delicious points!
Ran into a former supervisor from my last job today, kept driving.